Look, it’s none of my business, so you can tell me to butt out, okay? But if you want my advice, you’ll send Billy away to stay with relatives for a while. Just until you get yourself straightened out… Ted, this may sound a little rough, but we’ve just landed the biggest account in the history of this agency, right? And now it’s up to us that’s you and me to deliver the goods. Ted, you’re my main man, and if I can’t depend on you a hundred and ten percent, twenty-four hours a day, because you’re worried about a kid with a runny nose.

Robert Benton, Kramer vs. Kramer, 1979